FLEABAG What’s that for? CLAIRE My neck and chest. FLEABAG What’s that for? CLAIRE My legs and knees. FLEABAG What’s that for? CLAIRE The ends of my hair. FLEABAG What’s that? CLAIRE For my under-eyes. What’s that? FLEABAG That is for my face and body. What would you do if someone stole all those? CLAIRE I’d kill myself.