Fleabag is both horrified she has scared him so much and in a fit of hysterical laughter. She tries to tear off the t-shirt-mask. FLEABAG It’s me! It’s me! It’s me! Harry continues to scream. He is in a proper panic. The shower is still running. She climbs in to hold him. HARRY Why would you DO THAT?! I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET RAPED. FLEABAG (can’t help her laughter) I’m so sorry! I’m sor— baby I’m sorry, I thought you wanted a surprise. It was a ninja surprise …
