Fleabag: The Scriptures

by Phoebe Waller-Bridge

(bursting into tears) DON’T MAKE THIS FUN.

I just think I want someone to tell me how to live my life, Father, because so far, I think I’ve been getting it wrong.

CLAIRE, IT’S FRENCH.

I think you know how to love better than any of us. That’s why you find it all so painful.

(gently) It’ll pass.