“Oh my god, Mom. Stop.” I’m dying. I am literally going to drop dead on this couch. “First of all, it’s been closer to two months. And more importantly, we did not have sex!” “Just because there’s no penetration doesn’t mean it isn’t sex.” Is this hell? I’m pretty sure this is hell. I am not about to explain queer girl sex to my mom. Nope. Not going to happen. She’s not wrong, there doesn’t have to be penetration but—nope. Not even going there.
