A FRIEND LEFT LONDON ON BUSINESS, BUT NOT BEFORE ACCIDENTALLY ACQUIRING A NEW WIFE, WHO OWNED A CAT. THE WIFE HE TOOK WITH HIM. THE CAT WAS IN NEED OF A TEMPORARY HOME. SEEING HOW IT WAS A MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL SITUATION, I ENGAGED TYBALT FOR THE DURATION OF MY FRIEND’S TRIP ABROAD. WITH ANY HOPE, OUR PROBLEM WILL BE RESOLVED BY THEN. I reread the note three times and, admittedly, a few questions crossed my mind: Question One: How does one accidentally find oneself in possession of a wife? Her owning or not owning a cat is immaterial. Question Two: An astonished repeat of the first question. I
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