Graveyard Shift (Lana Harvey, Reapers Inc., #1)

by Angela Roquet

"Suicide is man's way of telling god, you can't fire me, I quit." -Bill Maher

The Three Fates used to recycle the souls on their own, but it made for tiresome and constant work. Some time ago, they’d discovered a way to keep a small fraction of souls in Limbo, and persuaded them to work at the factory in exchange for a grander entrance back into the human realm.

A reaper and an archangel walked out of a bar.

"Seeing death as the end of life is like seeing the horizon as the end of the ocean." -David Searls

"We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another." -Jonathan Swift

Pride is a tricky little bitch.

"It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." -Thomas Jefferson

"You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do." -Anne Lamott

"Men rarely invent gods superior to themselves. Most gods have the morals and manners of a spoiled child." -Robert Heinlein

"Of all bad men, religious bad men are the worst." -C.S. Lewis

"I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much." -Mother Teresa

There were only so many times a person could call you a pea-brain before you just snapped and slapped the shit out of them.

"Respect the gods and the devils but keep them at a distance." -Confucius