“Master Ajax, though I am blind, my spirit merges with yours, and my heart is as your heart. Your presence steadies me, and if I did not cherish you before, I do so now, and shall devote myself unyieldingly to your safety, your security, your happiness. An oath of fealty cannot be too great—a promise of fidelity unwavering, of love unquestioning, of devotion unparalleled is yours as ever, my dear boy. “Ah, so many words to speak! Maladroit! Pineapple! Antidisestablishmentarianism! Fluffy! Oh, and guess what? I love you! I love you! I love you! The best words of all! Huzzah! I love you!” Ajax
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This was so cute, and then Ajax's response made me lol
