the potato that reads

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“I’m going to get girls. Girls.” He threw his head back and crowed to the ceiling. “Giiiiirrrrlllllssss.” “That is hardly a fitting argument,” Hyperia began, but then Vespir leapt up beside the boy. “Girls are amazing!” Vespir shouted, grabbing Ajax’s shoulders. “But don’t be creepy, though.” Ajax shook his head emphatically. “No, no, I will not be creepy about it. If I walk up to a girl and say, ‘Hello, Miss Girl, would you like to come back to my golden palace?’ and she says, ‘No,’ that is totally fine. But there’s, I think, a sixty percent chance she will say yes, because I am an emperor, ...more
the potato that reads
The teenage boy and the lesbian are both girl obsessed and I found this super cute. I had a chuckle at this
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