“Reality would be if Eeyore was on Paxil. No one could be depressed as much as he is for that long without needing antidepressants. Winnie the Pooh and Piglet probably staged an intervention at their house at one point.” “They didn’t live together,” Sandy said. “Of course they did. They were life partners.” “Pooh was porking Piglet?” “Brings new meaning to the sentence ‘I ate ham for breakfast.’” “I bet there’s like an Easter egg on one of the DVDs,” Sandy said, taking a drink of his tea. “A deleted scene that shows Eeyore jerking off to a photo of Pooh fucking Piglet while hanging himself
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