As a man, he’s perfect in my eyes. But when he’s in full-on drag as Helena Handbasket? Holy fireworks, Batman. There’s no one in this entire fucking town that can hold a candle to her when she’s performing (notice the pronoun switch: when he’s Sandy, he’s a “he”; when she’s in full drag, she’s a “she.” Queens can get vicious if you don’t respect the pronouns).

