DANIKA: I am strongly considering blocking your number. ZAF: But if you did, who would be your five-minute entertainment tonight? DANIKA: There’s a sex joke in there somewhere but I’ve been staring at this book for three hours now, so my brain is too blurry to find it ZAF: If you’ve been working for three hours that means you owe me six phone calls already. So close the book and ring me now.