“You know what’s shittier?” “What?” “Friends who go out of their way to sabotage you. I had to hear it from Rachel Manning… that the reason I didn’t have a date to the spring dance was because no guy would ever ask me. No guy would dare, so if I wanted to go to that dance, I had to take myself. But isn’t it so cute, how you guys made sure no one would ever bother me? I’m practically untouchable.”
