“And then this armadillo went chasing after him…It was the wildest thing I’d ever seen.” Suzie could hardly speak she was laughing so hard, and Jack was silent with laughter, hunched over holding his gut. “He kept running and running…this wild animal was running straight at him…we all just watched because, to be honest, he’s kind of a jerk cop sometimes.” “An armadillo?” Jack shook his head, wiping his eyes. “Yeah, someone told him they had leprosy or something.”
