Dungeon Mauling (The Good Guys, #3)

by Eric Ugland

“Just because he lies, it does not preclude him from telling the truth.” Philomon’s jaw dropped open. He stared back at his beastly bodyguard. “Giles, where have you learned to speak that way? It does not become you. Stop sounding intelligent at once.”

Genuinely cracked me up!

The oubliette was depressing, in a fundamental way. I mean, obviously it was done that way on purpose. It was built to send people to their ends, a way to execute a person without actually having to execute them. Pretty much the ultimate expression of passive aggression.

“But by knowing that they’d think we’d think the first entrance is bad because they’d think we’d think the first entrance is good because they’d think we’d think the first entrance is bad, they’d make the first entrance good to throw us off.” “I see,” Emeline said. “He does say stupid shit all the time.”