‘The place with all the videos of cats flushing toilets?’ ‘Yes! I mean . . . I mean no!’ ‘And people unboxing their new Star Wars dollies?’ ‘What?’ ‘And drunk people falling down holes?’ ‘Pardon?’ ‘And “Baby Shark”. Do do do do doo do.’ ‘What are you saying?’ ‘I’m saying that you think I should look for the truth about the way the world is run somewhere I can also find videos of people jumping naked into piles of horse poo, and eating fifty hot dogs? Possibly at the same time? That’s where the truth is, is it?’ ‘Yes . . . yes, that’s right!’
