“You yogis are the worst to work with! Detachment, right? That’s what you strive for, isn’t it? Well, let me tell you something, Yogi. Detachment without true awareness is just dissociation, and it’s something I have no doubt you are brilliant at. You’ve gotten really good at understanding your pain; you can even articulate it beautifully, but you suck balls at actually feeling it. That’s true, isn’t it?”

