and he never harms a plant, except once maybe, just in a minor way, when he tricked a little desert plant into blooming by pouring some water on it, but that was no big deal, the fact that making a little plant prematurely flower doesn’t seem all that mean or anything, the fact that I’m sure the plant didn’t mind, the fact that it probably enjoyed its own personal rain shower, the fact that that’s nothing, I think, compared to bumping people off with a bump stock down at the bowling alley,
hahaha
