If Pigs Could Fly (West Kensington Paranormal Detective Agency #1)

by Jonny Nexus

like a bunch of mimes trapped in an invisible box within which one of the occupants has farted.

Funniest line I have read in a long time. Well a few minutes anyway - quite a lot of them in this book.

that he was an abomination, something that – like cats – simply could not be allowed to continue to walk upon the Earth.

A dog's perception of a vampire

“What exactly is a metric shitload?” “About two point two imperial shitloads.

In case you were ever wondering about the conversion rates