“Less interesting than dead people,” Micah says as we cross the street and Church inquires with the woman in the gift shop about our tour. “Rocks sitting on top of dirt where dead people are buried. Yawn-fest.” “This was the one thing on my list, so slow your roll, dickhead,” Ranger says, tucking his hands into his black cargo pants as he studies the brick arch above our heads. “I like this kind of shit.” “No, you want to like this kind of shit,” Spencer says, turning his phone around and flashing a video of border collie puppies herding ducklings. “But in reality, this is your thing, man.
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