“I’m testing out extra nicknames, just so I’ve got fun things to call you from across the room. Babe seemed pretty tame, but knowing how much you love insults like condom face, ass pig, and toilet brush, I figure I’ll get creative next time. I’m playing around with my little slice of hot sauce toast, in homage to your favorite breakfast food.” Aww, he remembers that I like to douse my French toast in hot sauce … Too freaking cute. “You want to yell hey, hot sauce toast! across a crowded room, then that’s your choice. Just don’t expect me to answer.”
