The Last Olympian (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #5)

by Rick Riordan

I figured he’d rather have his mane braided like My Little Pony than be back here again.

“The last time you smelled half-blood, it turned out to be a meat loaf sandwich!”

“Yay! Your brain works!” I wasn’t so sure.

“Monumental floods,” an announcer was saying. “Five states declared disaster areas as the freak storm system sweeps east, continuing its path of destruction.”

Is michigan safe

“Vlacas,” Annabeth muttered, which was basically calling herself an idiot in Greek.

Nico looked like he was trying to not crack up. “I’ll walk the dog,” he volunteered.

I don’t recommend shadow travel if you’re scared of: a) The dark b) Cold shivers up your spine c) Strange noises d) Going so fast you feel like your face is peeling off

good to know

“We need music,” Nico said. “How’s your singing?” “Um, no. Can’t you just, like, tell it to open? You’re the son of Hades and all.”

Next to me, Nico knelt. I wished I had my sword so I could cut his stupid head off.

Dude needs to chill

“Oh, no,” Hades said. “I’m afraid Nico was quite sincere about wanting to help you.

THANK YOU

Now go to your room!” He waved his hand and Nico vanished.

“Just because I’m a nice person,” I snarled, “I’ll let you go.

You wanted to strangle Nico

Which rivers was I supposed to remember? The Styx? The Mississippi?

Or the great lakes

like every Patriots fan in New England was charging us with bazookas.

Im from the midwest so im confused

The entrance to Olympus was twenty feet behind me.

What is the hypotenuse and height of the triangle? Show work

“Son of Hades.” Kronos spit on the ground. “Do you love death so much you wish to experience it?” “Your death,” Nico said, “would be great for me.”