The Last Olympian (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #5)

by Rick Riordan

Maybe he was messaging his friends on uglyface.com.

crazy burn to just toss in there

I left him alive— partly because his lunch box was cool,

so silly

And in the fountain squatted a giant crab. I’m not talking giant like $7.99 all-you-can-eat Alaskan king crab.

7.99 is crazy. inflation is the worst lmfao

As general rule, I preferred not to have my soul reaped.

i love this kid

You’re a coward, Percy Jackson!”

??? where?

For old times’ sake?” He whimpered. “As I recall, in the old times we almost died a lot.

grover ily

You could’ve married the god of doctors or the god of lawyers, but noooo. You had to eat the pomegranate.”

demeter as the overbearing mother always feels so on point

“Thanks for playing,” I told him.

so fucking badass btw

“You’re cute when you’re worried,” she muttered. “Your eyebrows get all scrunched together.”

adorable

A thousand volts of electricity seemed to arc through my body.

percy you dog

You guys were awesome last night. I couldn’t ask for a braver army.

percy is such a great leader i love him

“You Titans are about as bright as my gym socks.”

crazy burn for the midst of battle btw

The bark closed over his face.

dawg no fucking way. grover dub

“I’ve got an idea.” Oh, I hate your ideas.

blackjack is one of my absolute faves

“Well…sure good to be together again. Arguing. Almost dying. Abject terror. Oh, look. It’s our floor.”

grover baby i missed you sm

It shall be as you say. But my son, pray this works. “I am praying. I’m talking to you, right?” Oh…yes. Good point.

poseidon's vibe is just so wonderful to me. smash i think

“Nobody’s planning to kill us, so far,” I whispered back. “First time today.”

hehehehe

“All hail, Perseus Jackson,” Tyson said. “Hero of Olympus…and my big brother!”

hell yeah baby