The Last Olympian (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #5)

by Rick Riordan

“So,” Beckendorf said, “I’m guessing you don’t want me to mention that little scene to Annabeth.”

oh naw

Aren’t all demigods related on the godly side, and doesn’t that make dating gross? But the thing is, the godly side of your family doesn’t count, genetically speaking, since gods don’t have DNA.

yall are cousins!

You’re supposed to be a leader. So LEAD.

“Like Theseus,” Paul suggested. “He was supposed to raise white sails when he came home to Athens.”

(≧∀≦)ゞ

“Except he forgot,” Nico muttered. “And his father jumped off the palace roof in despair. But other than that, it was a great idea.”

lolll

“Oh my gods,” one of her sisters said. “Fifth Avenue is so on our way! We could accessorize, and monsters, like, totally hate the smell of Givenchy.”

priorities

“Don’t I get a kiss for luck? It’s kind of a tradition, right?”

aawwwww

Some part of me knew she was right, but I was doing so well. I wanted to destroy every last monster.

now is not the time...

“Break it!” Michael yelled. “Use your powers!”

do you halfbloods pay taxes?? going around destroying public property smh

I turned to thank Michael Yew, but the words died in my throat.

what? that's my guy

“Plaza Hotel. You’d better come quickly and bring a healer from Apollo’s cabin. It’s…it’s Annabeth.”

can we all take a chill pill please

Normally I would never steal—” “I would,

LOL😂

“So you’re going to cram a wooden horse into the elevator at the Empire State Building?” I asked. “Good luck.”

now is NOT the time

“I have been whispering in man’s ear since the beginning of your existence. I represent your curiosity, your sense of exploration, your inventiveness.

“I don’t know how this box business got started.

I like this guy

All I’m saying…don’t you fall in the same trap. Luke has given himself to Kronos now. We can’t afford to be soft on him.”

FINALLY SOME COMMON SENSEE 🥰

I think that’s why I want to be an architect.”

“To build something permanent,”

“You know what would help this boy?” Demeter mused. “Farming.”

“Six months behind a plow. Excellent character building.”

She made me gigle

And kneeling next to them, her face blotchy with tears, was a girl in camp clothes. It was…Clarisse.

An Achilles and Patroculus situation? messssyyyyyy im crying all over again

Silena opened her hand. In her palm was a silver bracelet with a scythe charm, the mark of Kronos. A cold fist closed around my heart. “You were the spy.”

You have got to be joking g g

Clarisse held her and wept.

this lowkey hurt more omg

Clarisse drove to the drakon’s carcass and looped a grappling line through its eye sockets. She lashed her horses and took off, dragging the drakon behind the chariot like a Chinese New Year dragon.

I'm getting flashbacks from TSOA all over again. Rick is paying for my therapy

Did…did we win?”

omg stop this was supposed to be a fun adventure dang it!

My parents

AWWWEEEE HE CONSIDERS PAUL TO BE HIS DADDD

“You’re the last Olympian,” I said. “And the most important.”

✍🔥

“Because Hope survives best at the hearth,” I said. “Guard it for me, and I won’t be tempted to give up again.”

The game room alone took six hundred years.

you have got to be joking

“Hello, Father. You’re looking . . . young.”

lol

“Family, Luke. You promised.”

Is shawty having an "i know you/this isnt you" moment?

“Did you love me?”

this is not happening

The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.

my heart

“We need a shroud,” I announced, my voice cracking. “A shroud for the son of Hermes.”

(˘･_･˘)

I thought about May Castellan, alone in her kitchen, baking cookies and making sandwiches for a son who would never come home.

why would you write this?

his matching Ray-Bans

unserious

I hope you know I’m really proud to be your friend.

the tears wont stop

He died believing I didn’t care about him. I will never forgive myself.”

“You think…Luke actually loved me? After all that happened?”

“I’m sure of it.”

“Wouldn’t be Camp Half-Blood if it was peaceful,” I said.

And you guys are showing up each year lol