The Titan's Curse (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #3)

by Rick Riordan

The wind blowing through my ripped clothes was so cold that I felt like a Percysicle.

I just can’t with Percy I love him HAHA

Used to be a tree, didn’t you? Glad you’re back. I hate it when pretty girls turn into trees.

isn’t that the worst brah

“Well,” said Apollo with a brave smile. “You were right, my dear. You had everything under control! Let’s go see if we boiled anyone important, shall we?”

“There will be deaths,” Chiron decided. “That much we know.” “Oh, goody!” Dionysus said. Everyone looked at him. He glanced up innocently from the pages of Wine Connoisseur magazine. “Ah, pinot noir is making a comeback. Don’t mind me.”

BYE LMFAO

“It’s cool. No sword. See? No sword. Calm thoughts. Sea grass. Mama cows. Vegetarianism.”

The thing about flying on a pegasus during the daytime is that if you’re not careful, you can cause a serious traffic accident on the Long Island Expressway.

I didn’t know exactly when cars were invented, but I figured that was like prehistoric times—back when people watched black-and-white TV and hunted dinosaurs.

She turned to the homeless guy, but he was gone. The trash can in front of us was cold and empty, as if he’d taken the flames with him.

“Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?” “Didn’t they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?” “Pfft. That’s not the point. Follow your heart.”

She picked up the little god statue and pressed it into my hand. “If anything happens, give that to Nico. Tell him…tell him I’m sorry.”

“Okay, um…Bessie? We’re going to Long Island. It’s east. Over that way.” “Moooo?” Bessie said. “Yes,” Grover answered. “Long Island. It’s this island. And…it’s long. Oh, let’s just start.”

I love all the LI references LMFAO

“Dragons chew eucalyptus leaves?” “Believe me,” Zoë said, “if you had dragon breath, you would chew eucalyptus too.”

Her blond hair was now streaked with gray.

“Stars,” she whispered. “I can see the stars again, my lady.” A tear trickled down Artemis’s cheek. “Yes, my brave one. They are beautiful tonight.” “Stars,” Zoë repeated. Her eyes fixed on the night sky. And she did not move again.

brb while I kms

“You did well,” she said. “For a man.” I wanted to protest. But then I realized it was the first time she hadn’t called me a boy.

“Thalia,” Artemis said. “Daughter of Zeus. Will you join the Hunt?”

“You promised you would protect her,” Nico said.

It was a statue of Hades, Lord of the Dead.