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Have you ever had a day where it feels like you’re holding a stick and everyone around you looks like a piñata?
because she…how can I put this? She has a very popular vagina. Seriously, if penises had wings, her crotch would be an airport.
They call it the slums, but what the hell do well off people know about struggling? I’ll take honest flaws over fake smiles any day.
“My mother would tell you you’d better get the fuck out of my face before Jesus watches me whoop your ass!”
“Sorry, Mr. Proper, off limits at the moment. Somebody poisoned the water hole.” He steps back and his entire face is a question mark. “It’s shark week? The gauge is in the red?” “Oh, you’re ovary-acting!”
“Seriously, she asked me what the name of the ship was in the Titanic movie.”
“Did you fuck her too? She’s a manager. Are you a serial manager fucker, Wyatt?”
Traitor nipples.
“What happened to being open minded?” “My mind is open. My ass is closed. Padlocked shut with a giant exit only sign.”
Shoving a lamp up their asses couldn’t get those people to lighten up.
Money, education, and high-class upbringing doesn’t instill the most important things a person needs in life; compassion, love, and a sense of community.
