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Seriously, if penises had wings, her crotch would be an airport.
“I haven’t seen his vegetable, you crazy woman.” “Well, he sure wants to show it to you,”
“Think you’re funny, don’t you?” Grinning, I roll my window down. “I’m very amused by me.”
“It’s not your fault. You can’t predict crazy, and these people are definitely one banana short of a fruit salad.”
God, his father is a billionaire.
You picked the wrong man, girlie
“Damn, I’d be his beard any day. Sit right on his face.”
“We’re going to be busier than a dog with two dicks for the next few months.” “You have such a classy way of putting things.”
“You have the key to my heart. I have the key to your ass. It’s fate.” “Not exactly a Hallmark card poem,” Martha quips. “He proposed with sex toys. You’re in the wrong place if you’re looking for classy,”
