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We have a sign that reads “Parking in Rear” posted out front. If that isn’t the funniest shit to post in front of an adult shop, then I don’t know what
Wow, if the Fifty Shades movie irked them, this really lit the fuse on these bitches’ tampons.
Uncontrollable flailing of the arms and legs? So, would I turn into one of those inflatable tube men the car lots have out front?”
It’s so soft it’s like petting a blow dried baby duck.
“I have to know one thing though. And I want to know the truth.” He bites his lip, waiting for me to continue. “What is this couch made of? Because I don’t think I can hang out with someone who murders baby ducks.”
Despite Wyatt’s reassurance, I still feel like I stick out worse than a dick in a convent.
I’m trying not to get my hopes up, because I learned during the last presidential election that anything can happen.
