Scarlet Toys (Violent Circle, #1)

by S.M. Shade

Have you ever had a day where it feels like you’re holding a stick and everyone around you looks like a piñata?

Yeah, my car runs so well it doesn’t want to stop. Unfortunately, it doesn’t want to stop at lights or stop signs either, but that’s another problem.

She’s nice, but she gets a lot of crap from others—mainly women—because she…how can I put this? She has a very popular vagina. Seriously, if penises had wings, her crotch would be an airport.

Wow, if the Fifty Shades movie irked them, this really lit the fuse on these bitches’ tampons.

“My mother would tell you you’d better get the fuck out of my face before Jesus watches me whoop your ass!”