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Fappy the anti-masturbation dino says hands off!
I pull out a slim, strap-on dildo and swing it in front of his face. I swear I can practically hear his asshole pucker shut. “No way. Noooo. Not happening.” “What happened to being open minded?” “My mind is open. My ass is closed. Padlocked shut with a giant exit only sign.”
Wrapping my arms around his waist, I lay my cheek on his chest. “You have the key to my heart. I have the key to your ass. It’s fate.”