“He’s got a plan. I’m going to do his campaign commercials: ‘I want you to use our boardroom set and get a bunch of Arabs and all their Arab gear and we’ll put a sign on the table that says “OPEC” and we’ll have them going, “Hoooluuuuluuuhooo, hoooluuulyyhoood,” and we’ll have this subtitle, “Death to the Americans,” or “We’ll Screw the Americans,” and then I’ll walk in and I’ll say a bunch of presidential bullshit … and then we’ll make it go viral. Call Corey Lewandowski—here’s his number—and set it up.’”

