‘Well,’ I say, ‘I thought that meant Trump Tower.’ ‘No,’ he says, ‘I’m here in Bedminster.’ Well, I’d never heard of Bedminster in my life. So I say, ‘What’s that?’ ‘My golf course. A great golf course. The greatest. So be out here at noon.’ Then he starts to explain in great detail how to get there because, honestly, he has no earthly idea what a phone can do. He is literally like my dad, who is ninety-six. For ten minutes—‘You go over the bridge, exit, remember road splits, veer this way…’ I’m saying, ‘Just give me an address.’ ‘… Get off Rattlesnake Road, come down by the church, but don’t
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