Stella saw the look of utter confusion on my face and decided to take mercy. “Rich and I are pretending to be an item. It keeps our parents from meddling. I’m only interested in women. Especially ones who have a kind of sexy librarian thing going on.” She reached to touch my shirt, but Rich casually swatted her hand away. “What the hell is with people calling me a librarian lately?” “A sexy librarian,” Rich added, as if it mattered. “Are librarians a fetish that nobody told me about?” I asked.
