“Come on,” Miranda said. She seemed to be focusing so hard on winning the argument that she was forgetting she was trying to reignite a relationship that had very nearly ended our friendship just a few days ago. “The guy mauls you one night, and then he shows you his dinosaur bones the next. I think we can pretty safely say he wants you. He just thinks he’s being noble by turning you down. You go to him and you say fuck that.” “You could also say fuck me,” Iris suggested.