“Great. Thanks for the quality family time, Dad. I wish you’d come by more often to tell me about where people are putting their penises and how many blood-engorged ticks lived on Grandma Ray’s back.” He glared. “Careful, Kira. I’m still your father, and I’m just trying to keep an eye out for my girl.” I nodded and smiled. “I know. I’m sorry, Dad. It was a long night, and everything has been kind of crazy. I’ll think about everything you told me. Okay?” He gave me a tight smile. “That’s all I ask. Oh, and if he tries to touch you, tell me. I can bring the holy power of bureaucracy down on his
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