Nick and Cade were standing outside the door to Rich’s dinosaur room when we opened the door. They nearly fell inside because they’d been leaning on the door. “What the fuck?” asked Rich. Cade straightened and brushed off his shirt. “Sorry. We were just trying to figure out if you actually managed to get a woman to sleep with you in your dinosaur room. Nick said it was impossible. I thought maybe if you came through with the right number of sexy dinosaur jokes, you could pull it off.” “Sorry,” Nick said. “But dinosaurs don’t seem like the most ripe topic for jokes.”