“I always thought that having one thing that set me off into a disturbance wasn’t so bad,” he said. “Until I realized that most people don’t have any.” “Oh, please,” Charlie snorted. “I have, like, ten. I’m expelled, I’m a bully, I’m unprepared for my finals, I’m well on my way to a pot dependency, I’m a child of an ugly divorce, I’m Canadian, I’m Canadian but I’m also unlikable—who ever heard of that?—my vocabulary sucks, no colleges love me, very few people love me, and I use the expression ‘Nobody puts baby in a corner’ but I’ve never actually seen Dirty Dancing. None of this is okay. So I
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