“Listen up. In some ways you’ll be just like Mommy and me, and in some ways you’ll be totally different. You’re going to be you. You’re going to read whatever books you want to read, you’re going to eat whatever foods you like—but mostly things that are good for you—and your butt is going to be as wobbly or as unwobbly as you want it to be. The important thing is that you’re going to be you.
