He went in for a hug, acting like he hadn’t been about to start slapping the man. “I’m… good?” Dale licked his lips nervously. Hans shoved him away, spitting. “Gah! I know I was standing close, but you didn’t need to lick my lips! What the heck?!” Hans spit to the side. “You need to brush your teeth.”
What the FUCK? Is this an ambiguous pronoun joke? If so, it makes no sense in-universe. Dale would not actually lick Hans' lips.
