Dungeon Desolation (The Divine Dungeon, #4)

by Dakota Krout

you if

you, if

blows if

blows, if

if someday you

if, someday, you

“This is surprisingly e-fish-ent!” Hans called

Hans is overly octapi-ed with punning.

“When a big slimy eel a-bites you on the heel, that’s a moray!”

Ow!

exhausted if

exhausted, if

think if

think, if

"I have three important lessons to teach you right now. Lesson one: like reflects like." The Elf held a fireball in each hand and bounced them off each other. Creating a strange watery spike, he tossed it at Dale. "Lesson two: opposites cancel."

"It is easier and less Essence intensive to reflect than to cancel. When canceling out another affinity, you are betting that you have put at least as much Essence into your shield as your opponent is throwing at you. Lesson three." His instructor now had a whirling tornado in his palm. He threw it at Dale, and as the wind Essence brushed against the fire Essence, a roaring flame scorched Dale's exposed hands. As Dale cursed and shook his hand, the Moon Elf snickered. "Hee… I love this lesson. Adjacents interact. When in combat, knowing the protections that a person has in place is the key to not only winning, but surviving. Since I knew that you had only placed fire in your defense, it was easy for me to know what would happen."

healer or

healer, or

areas if

areas, if

only

Delete this word; it's redundant.

here if

here, if

people'.

people.'

fight if

fight, if

ground dozen

ground a dozen

everything you’ve ever wanted, everything that will make you happy, is on the other side of fear. If we don’t take risks, if we don’t power through this, we will never find what we need.”

not god.

not a god.

before if

before, if

impatient if

impatient, if

him if

him, if

outward if

outward, if

that if

that, if

“If you have three, you have three. Two, and you have two. If you have only one, you have none. What is it?” Dale ignored him, lunging for the wall, desperately trying to blast a hole through it. He failed, yet again. “It’s options, Dale. You leave me with only one choice, which is no choice at all.

be if

be, if

repeated if

repeated, if

call if

call, if

him if

him, if

improving if

improving, if

prey if

prey, if

myself if

myself, if

lower if

lower, if

physics if

physics, if

them if

them, if

directly or for my purposes

directly, or for my purposes,

overlay’.

overlay.’

There is the possibility that they will understand the gravity of this situation, isn’t there?

Very Punny! Gravity being the crux of their problem.