The Lying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag #5)
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He can’t pump and dump them all, can he?
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I’m like Yoda—I just know stuff.”
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A scorned girl is ruthless, but her friends are worse.”
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“Stop talking. I’m on a roll here.”
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“I’m going to find that sorry SOB, and when I do, I’m gonna…I’m gonna… Well. I don’t know what I’ll do, but I’ll think of something. He better watch out!”
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“Join my cult? I have pamphlets in the car.”
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“That’s my cue to make like a tampon and get out of this hole.”
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“Okay, let’s not go down a shame spiral—we’re both human and we both make mistakes.”