The Lying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag #5)

by Sara Ney

BlueAsTheSky is my problem; she’s one of the good ones and dipshit here is going to fucking ruin it by being…himself.

Basically, I’m fucked. The problem is, Skylar isn’t my girlfriend, or my friend. The problem is I like her—but because we’re not in a relationship yet, she’s going to walk out that front door and never speak to me again, and she has no obligation to hear me out.

“Would you shut up?” “I can’t. I’m basically your matchmaker now.” “No you’re not.” “Yes I am. Without me, she wouldn’t have gone out with you again.”

Unfortunately, Zeke notices me noticing and snickers beside me. “You are in such deep shit.”