Eileen and I are made for each other. We have our disagreements—who doesn’t? But after hours of arguing, she wins and I get to have fantastic sex, so in retrospect, I win. I win because I spend my days with the love of my life. A woman who is not only wonderful but loves me the way I am. My parents keep asking me when we will get married. I don’t have an answer for them. We exchanged our vows a year ago—at Charlie’s wedding unbeknownst to our families. The paper doesn’t matter. I am already spending my life with my best friend and my forever love.

