We all have stories from the past that we don’t tell other people, usually about embarrassing jobs, or awful roommates, or terrible people we slept with in low moments. High school boyfriends who secretly thought they were werewolves (that one might be just me, but, Andy, I’ll never forget you). Humiliating crushes we had (Arnold Schwarzenegger, Prince Eric in The Little Mermaid). That time when we took up playing the harp. Honestly, what were we thinking? we ask ourselves now, with the clarity of hindsight.
