Devi's Distraction (Icehome, #6)

by Ruby Dixon

And there’s Bridget and A’tam. They flirted, they slept together, and now he thinks they’re married and she thinks he should die in a fire.

Yeah the gurls

You’ve seen porn. You saw Game of Thrones. This is just another penis.

Lmaooooo

I never thought I’d end up the Ice Planet Ho, yet here I am,

im right there with you babes

her fingers skim down to my knee and then move over the scarred tissue of my stump. Devi sucks in a breath and looks at me. “You’re swollen.” She has no idea.

HAHA

Other men can have penises, but you have a cock, N’dek.”

Hahahahahahahahaha

I pull my covers over my head to hide my giddy smile.

Me reading these fucking books

cunt-fur

jail

thumb deep into her honey.

Honey lmao

her cunt floods with nectar.

Nectar lmao

I tease my tail against her pebble.

jail

I love your curious mind and how you wish to learn everything. Why would I change any of that?”

Ahhhhhh

And…it seems I am very much like the Great Smoking Mountain, because I suspect I have at least another eruption waiting to pour forth.

Omfg lmao jail