All you have to do is feed a fistful of corn to, say, a floppy-eared Nubian, and you’ll soon realize that just about everything you ever wanted from a dog, you get from a goat. Goats are affectionate, gentle, and playful. They run and jump and play, but don’t bite, bark, or fight. Goats won’t bother your cats or attack the mailman, and they’ll do you a solid and clean out all the poison ivy and ragweed you’ve been meaning to pull.