Slipped up in Love

by AshleyNicole

I’m not even going to get into his green tongue, which was probably 60% of the reason for the noxious fumes assaulting my senses.

Uuugh I just gagged

“A few?!” I exclaimed, “That boy had so many caps he looked like Baraka from Mortal Combat.”

“What’s the significance of the caps?” “Little kids who wear caps are bad as fuck. Travis was bad as thee fuck squared. And he had a whole mouth full. It was like he went Super Saiyan.” “What’s that?” “Chile, did you have a childhood?” Taylor gawked at Leslie with exasperation.

My family threw parties like it was nothing. Hell, half of them were for nothing. It didn’t have to be a birthday, wedding, funeral, baptism, or anything.

This is my family. Period

hated the paranoia that came with periods. No matter how many showers, you just always felt nasty and afraid you leaked.

I told her she is just trying to take over because she got left at the altar.”

Lmaoo

“How did I raise a vampire? It’s so cold in here.” She complained, her chin quivering.

Omg a cold house and getting under the covers is magic.