So having been exposed to all these new people and new ideas about sexuality in college, I became pretty certain not only that there were more choices than just gay and straight, but that all sexual orientations were just a hoax invented by The Man. I was hesitant to slap an identity on myself, but philosophically I believed all humans were sexually fluid, so I must be too. We should just be who we are, man. What even are “labels”? It turns out this is not the way you should answer the question “Are you bi?” to an inebriated girl at a party with whom you have no interest in making out. She’ll
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