are you watching?” I ask. “Lincoln. I’ve been meaning to see it for a long time.” “Sounds boring,” I say. He smiles at my answer. “I’ll let you know.” He puts his earphones on and begins to watch his movie, and I scroll through my choices again. I really want to watch Magic Mike XXL. Does it matter if he sees? No . . . that’s just embarrassing. It makes me look desperate. Who am I kidding? I am desperate. I haven’t seen a dick in over a year. I tap on The Proposal. I’ll swap one fantasy for another. I’ve always dreamed of having Ryan Reynolds as my personal assistant. The movie begins, and I
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