I pull out of her grip and lean away. “No thank you.” I smile. “I don’t do social media.” “What?” she gasps as she looks me up and down in disgust. “Why on earth not? What’s wrong with you?” Okay . . . this woman’s a rude pig. “I don’t like social media, that’s all.” I shrug. “What’s not to like?” She keeps taking her own photo.
