“She said that we could all fuck ourselves with a rented dick. The same rented dick.” “That’s my mom,” Kiva said. “I really thought it was just you who had that whole profanity tic.” “Nope. It’s a family thing.” “It’s not an attractive family trait.” “It’s a better one than murdering family members and anyone else that gets in your way.” “I suppose I walked into that, didn’t I.” “You sure fucking did.”
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